Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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