too bad you live with your parents still
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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