Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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