i jhust puked up my retainher.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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