He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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