I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.