I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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