so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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