That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Pooping to opera.
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