Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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