you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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