glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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