imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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