Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just want nice things and good sex
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I am available for nakedness
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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