i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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