who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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