my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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