Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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