so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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