i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I could make wine with my vomit
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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