drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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