At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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