She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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