I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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