Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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