do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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