a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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