I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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