Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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