Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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