love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
