i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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