Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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