Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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