We're like a lot better than the average bears
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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