then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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