belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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