Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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