I just made out with a guy for $7.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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