Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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