This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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