I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
