butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
