Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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