what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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