How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
