Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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