Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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