**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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