Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
