Umm I'm too high to move.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i think im in europe. pls send help
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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