Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The air was thick with penises
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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