We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
cat food counts as protein by the way
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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