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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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