i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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