haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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