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I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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