we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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